Max: Mommy, the other night I had a dream that I jumped when you and Daddy told me not to jump. And, I jump so high I went above the clouds up to God.
Mommy: OK.
Max: And, I told God "You better only let it rain one day a week." He didn't like that.
Mommy: OK.
Max: God looked like Merlin the Magician.
Mommy: Really?
Max: Yes, except his beard was more like Santa's...fuller than Merlin's. But other than that, he looked just like Merlin.
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Max: Mommy we had science class today.
Mommy: Great. What did you do?
Max: We made a polymer.
Mommy: A what?
Max: A polymer.
Mommy: What's that?
Max: A stretchy material that you can pull and it won't come apart. It also can bounce.
Mommy: So, it is like rubber?
Max: I don't know what rubber is. I only know what a polymer is.
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Mommy (while outside on the front step passing the time last week): Let's try and find some shapes, Max.
Max: OK.
Mommy: The pumpkin is a circle.
Max: No, it is a sphere.
Mommy: Right. What about the electric box...a rectangle, right?
Max: No, it is a rectangular prism. Do you get breaks during the day, Mommy, at your job?
Mommy: Yes, I can take a break whenever I want. Why?
Max: Because I think you need to sit in my class, Mommy. You don't know your shapes.
Mommy: Yes, Max, I think I do need some refresher courses.
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5 comments:
Oh, my...he is a SMART kid! I bet you have LOTS of fun conversations!!!
LOL LOL LOL I love it!! I am glad he is feeling better!!
So funny! Don't you love it when they get smarter than us?!
have a feeling we are gonna get schooled by a five year old this weekend!
Some people do view God as a cross between Santa and a magician, so he's not far off. i like Max's idea of rain only yone day a week
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